|Aries:||self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet|
|Taurus:||nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much|
|Gemini:||smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses|
|Cancer:||dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know|
|Leo:||most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores|
|Virgo:||steady fuckers that probably have an OCD|
|Libra:||double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho|
|Scorpio:||paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long|
|Sagittarius:||funny but rude, one night stands big winner|
|Capricorn:||cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills|
|Aquarius:||weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded|
|Pisces:||sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites|
i am attracted to all versions of chris evans but i cannot decide which one is hotter??? he’s just so good looking??
closely shaved head and dark bearded evans?? extremely cleanshaven blonde steve rogers evans?? young and freckly evans? scruff with hipster glasses evans??? normal brown hair and full beard evans??
look i’m having a chrisis
I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.