glowcloud:

im gonna fart so loud and when i leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people

(via fartgallery)


theappleppielifestyle:

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

-Sylvia Plath, ‘Mad Girl’s Love Song.’


klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

(via dizzzylu)


lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

(via purplegatchaman)


strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

(via artsychic23)


mxlankholia:


there’s just something about underground parking lots

mxlankholia:

there’s just something about underground parking lots

(via trust)


handslikesheds:

Your lips taste like nicotine
And I know smoke has filled your lungs
But that’s okay
Because I can still find galaxies in your eyes
And I feel content
At the sight of those stars 
And when your hand reaches mine
I feel flowers grow in my ribcage 
And I feel butterflies flutter and bump against my stomach 
And that’s okay
Because I’m okay
And we’re okay.

handslikesheds:

Your lips taste like nicotine
And I know smoke has filled your lungs
But that’s okay
Because I can still find galaxies in your eyes
And I feel content
At the sight of those stars
And when your hand reaches mine
I feel flowers grow in my ribcage
And I feel butterflies flutter and bump against my stomach
And that’s okay
Because I’m okay
And we’re okay.

(via trust)


sphvere:

Ah

sphvere:

Ah

(via trust)


Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

(via tohell-and-backagain)


School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

tokomon:

makingmywaydownmax:

The main reason Rihanna was so unamused during the VMA’s was that she didn’t have Katy Perry by her side

i mean

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she’s only happy 

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if

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there’s

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a katy perry 

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involved

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(via pizza)


puicci:

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #692 by Tyler Knott Gregson

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puicci:

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #692 by Tyler Knott Gregson

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(via too-old-for-this-ship)